After the news broke on Datuk Ron’s Gerbang Ruhani, Satan called me for a farewell drink. After much anticipated parting negotiations over bottles of tiger, JD (ooops not Julie Dahlan) and JB (ooops not Johore Bahru) and all those satanic official drinks with the GROs, we each choose a song to sing.
Satan started first. Leaving me speechless with his choice of song as a goodbye gift for me. He sang,
Life is a moment in space
When the dream is gone
It’s a lonelier place
I kiss the morning goodbye
But down inside you know we never know why
The road is narrow and long
When eyes meet eyes
And the feeling is strong
I turn away from the wall
I stumble and fall
But I give you it all
Yuks, although he really sounded like Barbara, I hurriedly excused myself to the gents before he jump over me on the next line.
True enough he jumped on the empty space I left behind while singing with fullest of emotion,
I am a woman in love
And I’d do anything
To get you into my world
And hold you within
It’s a right I defend
Over and over again
What do I do ?
After two stick of Marlboro while hearing him yelling frantically from a distance, I craft my way back just in time to sing my number. I took the mic and utter few words for my host, this lovely song, is dedicated to The Man and Lucifer. Not to forget, the exquisite Satan. Hope you enjoy it.
Then I started and managed to hit the right note for the first time.
I sang,
Hey!
It’s wonderful to see you once again
to see your smile and hear you call my name
there is so much to say.
Hey!
It isn’t accidental that we met
decir a los amigos que sin ti
ya no puedo vivir.
Hey!
If one of us won’t try to dry the tears
tomorrow is the world of yesteryears
let us live for today.
Hey!
Although we played a game of love and lost
I wouldn’t change a single dream because
if you loose you must pay.
Ya ves
tú nunca me has querido ya lo ves
but I will close my eyes and you’ll be there
no matter where I go, you’re ev’rywhere Er, Er…
Ya ves
de que te vale ahora presumir
ahora que no estoy ya junto a ti
que les dirás de mi.
Hey!
recuerdo que ganabas siempre tú
que hacías de ese triunfo una virtud
yo era sombra y tú luz.
Hey!
We’ve known a world of loneliness and pain
we’ll never make the same mistakes again
yo era un río en tu mar.
It’s true
I’ve have so many others loves to share
but I will close my eyes and you’ll be there
no matter where I go, you’re everywhere Er, Er…
If you
come back to me and see how much I care
I only want to live if you are there
to be with you I’d travel anywhere Er, Er
It’s true…
I had to say I saw stream in his eyes. Personally I know its not crocodile tears. He squeezed me and that really took me by surprise.
Satan requested to sing another song, this time James Blunt’s You’re Beautiful. Nevertheless, before he managed to grab the mic, I hold him by the neck and said these three words,
Burn In Hell!
My dear Brother Sheih..!
Come sing with me.. (actually I’m ‘jump-in’ to sing with you)
Cheers!
I have often told you stories
About the way
I lived the life of a drifter
Waiting for the day
When I’d take your hand
And sing you songs
Then maybe you would say
Come lay with me love me
And I would surely stay
But I feel I’m growing older
And the songs that I have sung
Echo in the distance
Like the sound
Of a windmill goin’ ’round
I guess I’ll always be
A soldier of fortune
Many times I’ve been a traveller
I looked for something new
In days of old
When nights were cold
I wandered without you
But those days I thougt my eyes
Had seen you standing near
Though blindness is confusing
It shows that you’re not here
Now I feel I’m growing older
And the songs that I have sung
Echo in the distance
Like the sound
Of a windmill goin’ ’round
I guess I’ll always be
A soldier of fortune
Yes, I can hear the sound
Of a windmill goin’ ’round
I guess I’ll always be
A soldier of fortune
Bro,
You rock!!!
Ini lagu nombor one…
Sheih,
I told Brendan many times about you but he do not think you are original enough.
Eat your heart out Bren!
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Waiting for the Encore!
Okay for Malaysian standard lah!
Keep it up.
Saya rasa saya dah pecahkan kod Pa’Syieh ni.
Satan – Hishamuddin Hussein – sebab Satan ni lembik macam mat pon. nyanyi pun lagu women in love.
The Man – Bodolah.
Lucifer – Mr. Baboon.
One M – TDM.
Humanoid – Mat Rempit – sebab bawak helmet. Ni mesti geng putera UMNO.
Bitch – Si Maya Karin la.
Oleh yang demikian, kesimpulan saya, Pa’Syieh ni di belasah oleh budak-budak putera umno atas arahan Baboon.
Bukan polis. Pa’Syieh ni kena kidnap kat Mat Rempit umno.
Itu pandangan saya.
Salam Aidil Adha Buat Pa’Sheih,
Kita Berkorban tak kira apa..
Tiap waktu tiap ketika..
biar orang nak kata apa..
kita buat apa yang kita suka.
sirih pinang hantaran paduka..
untuk puteri andalusia..
makin malas bertemu muka..
teknologi jadi perantara manusia..
Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha
Can you feel the pain? you said in a wishper.
Are’nt we all? We are singing the same song, same melodies….
Dont ever think that i’ve leave you behind.
What i’m talking about?
Jayn,
Be with me, if i ever need support most, its now.
Patah Sayap terbang Jua
Ikhlas,
Sdr Sheih
Sheih…
Patah Sayap terbang Jua
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A book written by someone who knew what it is all about, Pak Samad, the veteran journalist.
You will never walk alone anymore Sheih.
Singer is always more important than the song to get it right!!
Jayn….Sometimes he talks through his asshole…hahahaha
Hi everybody. I promised Yusof I will not use four letter words…but the above is not really four letter but an expresssion coined by CULTURED Americans…. used daily.
Did I offend anyone? I apologise if so. Thanks.
monsterball // Dec 30th 2006 at 2:23 am
Jayn….Sometimes he talks through his asshole…hahahaha
hmmm…..no wonder it sound so weired and kind of blurring…but worry no more dear sheih….the msg was fully understood.
You are a lucky bloke Sheih.
I still do not understand and still think you spoke through your asshole AT TIMES!!
But I do that more often that you……..hahahaha
Well sir,
it all depends from which angle you at it and depends if I have eaten petai or durian.
Bravo Monsterball
I noticed when jayn response. Sheih is in seventh heaven.
Make sure your run like hell to an isolated place when your petai and durian want to speak through your asshole.
Brother John want to speak?? Flush toilet not one time….few times..then with guts….go knock three times near you know whose’s wall that you are near.
If the black belt father comes out with just a tongkat….run samson run!!