Sheih on Sheih: Another Email to Kang Chai Kee
Posted on March 20, 2007
Dearest Chai Kee,
Attached with this email is a copy of a letter by Che Din Bin Jusoh from the Ministry of Internal Affairs (source). Trust me, such letter never will come from any members of Kelantan State Government. In Kelantan, you can say what ever you want; whenever you think it is necessary to say so.
In your latest email to me, you asked about Anbalagan. How can I forget my buddy Anba. He is a good man. Anba has successfully runs an Indian Curry House in Pasir Mas.
Do you remember Liew Kim Peng? Yes the tauke. He used to run a pig farm in Kampong Beruk in Kelantan. I was told by Latif; Kim Peng now runs a chain of Non-Halal Restaurant in Kota Bharu, Rantau Panjang and Pasir Puteh. He even served Asahi and Heineken there.
Anba and Kim Peng had flourish under the current state government.
Recently I met with Ong Kim Pang. He had left his construction business in KL and move back to Kelantan. He is currently one of the contractors working on the redevelopment of Kota Bharu. He took me for a ride in his brand new Range Rover, which he bought after successfully relocated his business in Kelantan. While having Nasi Daun Pisang at Anba’s restaurant, Ong proudly open the water tap and said, “Look, the water is flowing again in Kelantan”. Ong then insist on me to look closely at the quality of the water that flow from the tap. Yes Chai Kee. The water is real and it is crystal clear.
After the General Election 2004, I met Tengku Razaleigh and proposed to him a project I called Kelantan dot TV. I wanted to register the address in Tuvalu Island. Ku Li agreed to be on board with the project. He however proposed that I met Tok Pa to get the blessing. As Ku Li told me, Tok Pa shall be the MB of Kelantan, if anybody from the current government to ever cross over. Ku Li tried over and again to arrange for me to meet Tok Pa. Tok Pa seems not bother to meet me.
Then Ku Li tried to arrange for me to meet Annuar Musa. It has been two years since Annuar Musa said; meet me next week when I am in KL. The next week never arrived though.
Kelantan dot TV is a project to cater for the information flow from Kelantan to the world. It will be an online television that runs streaming visual of Kelantan through the net. By clicking to Kelantan dot TV, from anywhere in the world, you can see the all the videos of the beautiful location and tourist spots in Kelantan. Kelantan dot TV will also provide the cheapest marketing and promotion solution to all Kelantan’s products, budget hotels, resorts and hotels.
The best thing is, with my twelve years experiences in the film and broadcasting company, I basically can handle the contents for this Kelantan dot TV single handedly.
That was actually what made Kelantan dot TV not appealing to those two jokers. It is because it will be uncensored webcast source that provide the truth about Kelantan. Besides, it is not a profit-oriented project that means nobody will make any money directly from it.
Dearest Chai Kee,
Yesterday evening, I rang my mum. I told her, I was offered to work on what I know best, in Kelantan. I could hear her voice is full of joy. I just wish I am there to see her radiant face. I know she is now the happiest mum on earth. I hope god will provide me with ample time to prove to her that I can be his super son. Chai Kee, super mum deserved a super son, don’t you agree?
I told her, if the current ruling party retains the state government after the upcoming election, I will bring my kids and wife back to Kelantan and settle down there, at least until I received my doctorate degree. That was a double joy for her.
I hope god will answer her prayer and my prayer and I hope your prayer too shall be mine.
finally the initial rumour is confirmed not a rumour anymore. can i be the pengacara for Kelantan dot TV?
i bet baiti with the look similar to Kak Engku wud also wanna be the pengacara for Kelantan dot TV.
So sheih, good luck. it doesn’t really matter to us where u r coz ur website can be viewed anywhere we want.
Salam to sheih and all.
Good day to Atok Monty.
Your 2nd e-mail to KCK in 2 days.
Are you cajoling her to comeback to Kelantan?
Personally I like Kelantan very much ever since I was a kid. Me and few buddies try to visit KB at least 2-3 times a year.Need our dose of Nasi Kerabu after solat suboh and Roti Bakar with half boiled eggs at Whitehouse.
Never felt lost whenever in Kelantan(same thing with Kedah).
I remember few years ago, most Minister will condemn Kelantan’s water.They said it was dirty and unhealthy for human consumption.But they purposely forget to mention the water quality in Klang Valley. They Valley rakyat tidak Puas with the servise that PUAS gave. Now SYABAS is trying hard to improve.But we’ll have to wait before saying Syabas to SYABAS.
I’m sure Kelantanese will retain the present state govt for another term, what more if Husam is projected as the next MB.UMNO will have to get rid of its present Kelantan leadership(most of them if not all) and bring in young turks.
Sheih, do write more e-mail to KCK.
Oh my guaard! When a man eats to much and go to sleep..he will dream of weird things like people with horns..horrible war games…as you can read from the “Book of Revelation”
But in this case….our Commander fasted like Gandhiji…to slim down…went to sleep ..to be reveal of his future. It started two months ago…..and he got so thrilled..that he kept fasting and fasting to get more ‘thoughts’ what to do with his future.
I will not reveal to you …that at a dream…he dreamt he was offered..???? and then krnning…krinng..kriinng…..the phone rang and that dream offer was made!! He told me….and I advised him…to dream more…so he kept fasting more.
This is his second most important revealation of dreams he gets. Notice he dreams ONLY his Malaysian Chinese friends mostly??
This means…he was somewhat a ‘Moses’….Musa in his previous life and his mission is to see all people call themselves as one race….Malaysians will come true…spear headed by a reborn as an ordinary person name….kickdefella Sheih.
monty obviously is dreaming.
Monty! Monty! wake up!!!!! Website on fire!!!
While he was at peace to sleep and dream…’ting tong..ting tong..came the doorbell and some slip in a copy of government letter to all newspapers not to publish nonsense spoken by bloggers.
Here we go again ….on guided democracies. …but hats off to Pak Lah. At least he puts things in black and white. Under TDM…many would have been thrown to jail without letter or warnings..and if you talk too much..’pooungg’….you get a black eye..talk some more..’ppiing ..pponngg poonng’…several more punches and they collect your shit mixed with lemon slice….reasdy to give you to drink it if you still talk too much!!
Oh my goodness!! That crazy commander has found out Kang Chai Kee still lives in KB and willing to be his second wife!!
Chai Kee mother is soooo thrilled of her future ‘super son’ in law.
He promised to make up his mind within these few months.
All his dreams are coming true…in polititics…in love..in getting rich..BUT HE IS IN ALOT OF TROUBLE WITH HIS FIRST MAJESTY….THE QUEEN!!!
Now he also have nightmares…not dreams about ONE coming with a sharp surgical knife to cut of one of his balls…like mine….hahahaha
but he have small balls…cut one….kapook…no more goodies/woopies…not like mine … a MONSTERBALL..still can perform….hahahahaha
This is what you like to do and this is what you want to do. Just do it, anak Ke-lair-tare. God and all our good wishes go with you. Do expect visits from Bloggers United. We wont leave you in peace. Boodoo, morning,afternoon and night. Potent with Golok’s Singha brew.
hi Zorro…my staff read your post on boombastic words…now want his visiting card changed fron ‘Van driver” to “Mobil Logistic Personnel”
Thanks for dropping by, most honored-lah…. Sure-sure, we’ll gladly join you guys at that place in S14 when I get back – I know the place. And I appreciate the invitiaton to ‘rub shoulders’ – then balik rumah boleh ‘name dropping’ pulak… he.. Tapi Mee Rebus dia best sangat ke? I know yang memang best Mees Nas …
zorro……..you write lousy english at kickdefella site and excellent at your sites and others as a commenter.Are you hinting ..something?
The way you wish Sheih….you seem to know he has made up his mind? zorro………please tell.
Atleast sheih has somewhere to go. An option is a luxury sometimes. Some of us got stuck in places which should be better then kb but well, may be I got stuck at the wrong side of a “better place.”
This is a new malay dilemma. I had been for voting BN and as I said before, I had been doing the zidane to my office walls frequently in the last 3-years. I need to stop doing that with my precious one vote. But how… Looking at the line up of Badawi, khairi, nazzri , kali etc would mean that my vote is like giving them a ticket to screw me up for another 5 years.
Putting kj and dsai side by side… I can’t choose. They look similar to me. Sorry monty, can’t agree with u this time.
Then I try putting Nik aziz and husam on one side and badawi and kj on the other… tough. Put it this way. If I can choose a monkey over ku nan, why not pas over bn? Its an option.
Honestly, I would even choose a lamp post over badawi and kj just for the sole reason that I am quite sure the former would not screw me. If the the lamp post comes with a speck of grey matters and does not lie and sleep at the same time, it would be a bonus…
Gee, I am getting desperate and KB suddenly does not sound so bad…
me got few kelantanese frens.sumtimes me dress like em.
the only thing me dun like about kelantan is…its soooo far away from KL!!!
By car will take atleast 6 hrs drive..by train the whole night..and by air…nope! me afraid of height!
me got wedding to attend this 31st March..still cant decide which mode of transportation to use.If only me got Range Rover Vogue…
To the very talented syed azidi,
All the very best in your new venture. As they say, nothing venture nothing gain. I’m glad that you “migrate” from your comfort zone.
“REGISTER to VOTE!”
Yes….brother Syed, great news on future kelantan.tv project. the ‘new cool’ in new media is live streaming broadcast tv online with great contents. we will support you and drives traffic there…
ekeen, kita boleh jadi pengacara berasingan atau bersama, tak kisah lah tu … janji kita dapat ‘bakar’ atau ‘panggang’ tst!
and sheih, may your prayer, your mum’s and kai chee’s come true
jeancumlately….my swet sweet jeany… you may not come lately …. you may not come lately…you’re the one for me..hahahahaha
Is that the song your hubby sang to capture your heart?
If you always agree with me….others may think we are in love…but I openly express my love to you….no shame lah!!
Found another new love…”kata tak nak..or “SAY NO”….male or female…don’t know yet…but love is blind.
Ofcourse I have love and hatred for my Commander….that’s even more exciting and my love for all bloggerd at this site…trully out nunbered few who hates me.Life is full of shit. Even you avoid the shit…….you can till smell it coming.Commander thinks his Kang Chai Kee is same as before…but I have spies in Kelantan informing me.all those nice offers he have …better job..more money…free schooling..house etc etc et are all arranged by Chai Kee to bring a ikan bulukang back to help PAS…win some seats there…..as they promised Hadi Awang and Big Dog will be sacked……trully disgrace to PAS!! Sheih is very delighted of the news…although he is a dear friend of Hot Dog..I mean Big Dog…but he also love the country more…so go to hell with Big Dog!!
Ofcourse…Sheih will say again..”not true!! rumours rumours rumours!!” If he keep silent…….you all know it’s true……..smart beloved commenters.BLESS YOU ALL.
baiti, nak ikut…nak ikut… nak jadi pengacara, boleh kawin dato’ macam siti…
Monty, monty… love is so old-fashioned and over-rated commodity. Did I said commodity? You should’ve learnt by now… assuming that you are not a 17-year old…ha ha ha.. peace.
Like ekeen here, I don’t talk about husband… or why my nic is jeancumlately… and its not necessarily related!
Learn from kj, badawi, sami, and the likes. They said they love this country, their race and their religion too. So, due to their love, they sold all with a premium. (I was about to say men are all like that, but then the AP queen with her diamond-studded rings, bangles and earrings popped into my head. Well, women are fast learners too, right baiti?)
sheih, when you go back to kelate and you feel the need to hire writers, i’m willing to join the band.
Sheih Said: Yes bro. Keep in touch
All I want is a pondok somewhere…
Near Golok with the clean night air
Warm feet..warm neck…warn face
Oh what a lovely feeling….
Lots of cheap massages….lots of friuts
Lots of everything…lots to eat
Makan pandang..makan buah buah..
Got all these…I am coming too…..
Like trishaw rides….made for you..
Sheih and I will be together again
No more feelings of bad bad things..
Disunity…shit talks…but only…
made for you..should be made for two
jeancunlately…you protect me ah..away from…..you know who….that that ‘siti’ guy/gal
Seriously……..for love…..I never learn…..
I am still behaving very young at heart…asking for troubles…….hahahaha
kelate dulu laen, uboh sokmo. best
kelate said: sheih, when you go back to kelate and you feel the need to hire writers, i’m willing to join the band.
Make that a two 🙂
Sheih Said: Definitely
‘YK’ brand is also a famous zip maker in the world. So fast my commander reply….thinking he may have YK zippers free for life.
jadi pengacara to find a Dato as soul mate? nah….. i dont think so jeancumlately.
Baiti, hv u seen the photo? (u and me – side by side). that photo set as my desktop b/ground. Ho ho ho….
jeancumlately, u kena lobi sheihlah kalau nak jadi pengacara; bab kawin dato’ tak boleh janji … jodoh di tangan tuhan, yang!
May I rephrase: “Other women are fast learners, I’m still slow … ”
ekeen, dear, no, I haven’t seen the photo of u n me side by side, eh?
Boleh kirim tak? Tk, muah!
If you’re looking for foreign writers I’m hapy to help on this. Let’s hope anyway that her prayer will be answered by god