As I stood and stared at the sunset, my mind was still very much disturbed by the contents of the brown envelope. Am I being trapped? How am I going to rationalize what I have read? Have my Badak been compromised?
I am cursed by this so call intelligence’s report.
I remembered well the story about Hassan Al Banna and how he preached about God in those nightclubs in The Suez. That is the only way I can put logic into the action of my Badak going into the casino in Perth on the New Year’s Eve in 2006. Nevertheless, Hassan Al Banna was not searching for Al Ghazalli, or did he?
Why my pursue for this Al Ghazalli brought me to the casino? Why did my Badak get intoxicated while searching for Al Ghazalli? Was my Badak’s drink being spiked? This all has becoming too absurd to digest. However, I tried to remain strong and continued my search for Al Ghazalli.
The brown envelope also introduced me to another location which is known as Burswood. The brown envelope also includes a satellite image and a map of the area. By know I badly need someone in Perth to volunteer in helping me to search for Al Ghazalli. As you already knew, my Badak was intoxicated once and any Badak found intoxicated while on duty is as a good as dead. A ten-seconds-video of intoxicated Badak, post on the YouTube will bring disaster for the whole operation.
I am naming this operation as Da Ghazalli Code.
In pursuit for the elusive Al Ghazalli, we will need Malaysians to volunteer to follow my Badak whenever he is in Perth. Preferably our volunteer will be Malaysians who are currently residing in Perth.
We need to know my Badak’s movement in Perth. We need to know where he sleeps and where he goes for his golf goofing sessions. If he ventures into the casino, we need to get a copy of the close circuit television recording.
My Badak may be a double agent. He is armed and dangerous. In order to be effective, arm yourself with reliable video recording devices, all the time.
If you choose to accept this mission, I wish you all the best and good luck!
And the brown envelope will self-destruct in ten seconds!
Alamak, Sheih, how can you forget the last part? Now you got agents walking round with heavily bandaged hands. How to remain incognito, bro.
Hehe…
Anyway, my “you know who” is residing in Perth but I’m not getting her involved. But there other ‘local assets’ available.
Tunnggguuuu…beb.
thank god no monsterball’s comment here, wish he died already.
Your wish will be granted by God. I trully hope so…for one who wish like that..so cruel.. usually get someone he loves to die soon!!
Sheih…Al Ghazali dan Al Shafiee hanya bersantai dipantai ketika subuh pagi…tunggu..roll on your camera….
I had a chat with my Mole-ly in our hidden corner of Ampang last week.
Yes … SBs. Ampang, near the Buddhist Monastery. Its actually in Shah Alam near Tan Sri Norian Mai’s home. Off course it is not, but near Putrajaya…. that shd send them on a wild goose chase.
Anyway, this guy claimed to actually had wine with Badak in his early days …
Giler ke kau? Bohong lah! Tak kan? Selagi aku tak lihat sendiri, tak caya aku. Air Ribena atau anggur aja kan? Mana boleh? Tak baik fitnah? … denials after denials coming out of my mouth.
Badak mana kau cakap ni? …. *%^&#
Dearest Sheih,
Am writing this letter to you ,to express my thanks for dropping by at my humble abode in Pulau Duyong.
Streams of people followed you to Pulau Duyong ,They missed you just by cat’s whiskers,many of whom I received with open arms..Some went further by opening their arms to Pamela too,to which I had to put a stop.
Big Dog as expected turn up after Zorro did,Rocky and Tokasid too.
They were wondering about your travel in search of Mr AlGhazalli ,now aptly named
Da Al Ghazalli Code, most were in awe in your determination to locate Mr AlGhazalli.Me too
Rocky went off to Pulau Pangkor,Zorro to England and BigDog to Balai Polis Damansara Utama(he brought cakes and wished Happy Birthday to PDRM …he was investigating too).Tokasid decided to stay back to help me locate the said Mr AlGhazalli but I much doubt it….he said he needed to borrow my binocular to locate Mr AlGhazalli ,Pamela Anderson is more like it.
He thought he can fool this old man…far from it.
Pam has not been sunbathing eversince these sudden flood of bloggers coming to Pulau Duyong on my advise.
Did I introduce you to Pam?I did not!!!
Sorry Bro.You looked so focus and to introduce you to Pam would have distracted you from your main mission ie.looking for Mr AlGhazalli…am sure you would thank me for that.
The informer that you met in Pulau Duyong had many degrees from many Pusat Serenties PS(Kulai),PS(Dungun),PS(ParitBuntar)to name a few.Am sorry that he caused you troubles.The next best I can think of must be Saleem ,the former singer or on and off again singer whose continuos persue of knowledge from Pusat Serenties ,the envy of many macho Trg people.
Last but not least after much investigation ,Tokasid and me came to conclusion that Mr Al Ghazalli is not here in Pulau Duyong…..repeat
HE IS NOT HERE!!
The only notable people is Dato’Michelle Yeoh,Pamela Anderson and of course me the affable Mr Clark Gable of Pulau Duyong.
Lastly take care my Great Friend,the walls have ears they said.
Yours Truly
CGOPD
ps: Pam said you were cute!! Stay focus ,STAY FOCUS
What Mr. Clark??? You mean Sheih didnt get to meet the elusive Pam?
I was hoping he did.
I really hope that the brown envelope was not designed to self-destruct. And I hope no one will C4-ed it prematurely. The hints are chilling yet exciting. The ending has to be better than KJ’s “big bang” prediction… I really hope that the brown envelope can make someone “meletup…”
Sdr Sheih,
Don’t we all have a badak or two? And are we not constantly is search of something? But we may not always be happy with what we found in our endless search.
Today, a lot of our pembesar are angry, including with us “jobless” blogger.
The following is what Al Ghazali, whom many of our big men water land are searching, had said about the causes of anger and how to overcome it.
“The Causes of Anger and It’s Medicine
Know, O dear readers, that the medicine of a disease is to remove the
root cause of that disease. Isa (Jesus Christ) -peace be upon him-
was once asked: “What thing is difficult?” He said: “God’s wrath.”
Prophet Yahya (John the Baptist) -peace be upon him- then asked:
“What thing takes near the wrath of God?” He said:”Anger”. Yahya -
peace be upon him- asked him:”What thing grows and increases anger?”
Isa -peace be upon him- said:”Pride, prestige, hope for honour and
haughtiness”
The causes which cause anger to grow are self-conceit, self-praise,
jests and ridicule, argument, treachery, too much greed for too much
wealth and name and fame. If these evils are united in a person, his
conduct becomes bad and he cannot escape anger.
So these things should be removed by their opposites. Self-praise is
to be removed by modesty. Pride is to be removed by one’s own origin
and birth, greed is to be removed by remaining satisfied with
necessary things, and miserliness by charity.
The prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: “A strong man is not
he who defeats his adversary by wrestling, but a strong man is he who
controls himself at the time of anger.”
We are describing below the medicines of anger after one gets angry.
The medicine is a mixture of knowledge and action. The medicine based
on knowledge is of six kinds:
(1) The first medicine of knowledge is to think over the rewards of
appeasing anger, that have come from the verses of the Quran and the
sayings of the Prophet (pbuh). Your hope for getting rewards of
appeasing anger will restrain you from taking revenge.
(2) The second kind of medicine based on knowledge is to fear the
punishment of God and to think that the punishment of God upon me is
greater than my punishment upon him. If I take revenge upon this man
for anger, God will take revenge upon me on the Judgement Day.
(3) The third kind of medicine of anger based on knowledge is to take
precaution about punishment of enmity and revenge on himself. You
feel joy in having your enemy in your presence in his sorrows, You
yourself are not free from that danger. You will fear that your enemy
might take revenge against you in this world and in the next.
(4) Another kind of medicine based on knowledge is to think about the
ugly face of the angry man, which is just like that of the ferocious
beast. He who appeases anger looks like a sober and learned man.
(5) The fifth kind of medicine based on knowledge is to think that the
devil will advise by saying: ” You will be weak if you do not get
angry!” Do not listen to him!
(6) The sixth reason is to think: ” What reason have I got to get
angry? What Allah wishes has occurred!”
Medicine based on action
When you get angry, say: I seek refuge in God from the accursed evil
(A’oudhou billaahi min as shaytaan ir rajeem). The prophet (pbuh)
ordered us to say thus.
When Ayesha (RA) got angry, he dragged her by the nose and said: ” O
dear Ayesha, say: O God, you are the Lord of my prophet Muhammad,
forgive my sins and remove the anger from my heart and save me from
misguidance.”
If anger does not go by this means, you will sit down if you are
standing, lie down if you are sitting, and come near to earth, as you
have been created of earth. Thus make yourself calm like the earth.
The cause of wrath is heat and its opposite is to lie down on the
ground and to make the body calm and cool.
The prophet (pbuh) said: Anger is a burning coal. Don’t you see your
eyebrows wide and eyes reddish? So when one of you feels angry, let
him sit down if standing, and lie down if sitting.
If still anger does not stop, make ablution with cold water or take a
bath, as fire cannot be extinguished without water.
The prophet (pbuh) said : ” When one of you gets angry, let him make
ablution with water as anger arises out of fire.” In another
narration, he said:” Anger comes from the devil and the devil is made
of fire.”
Hazrat Ali (RA) said:
The prophet did not get angry for any action of the world. When any
true matter charmed him, nobody knew it and nobody got up to take
revenge for his anger. HE GOT ANGRY ONLY FOR TRUTH. ”
Thank you.
This Pulau Duyong mission started to sound like james bond’s mission lah. Are there high-speed boat chase and helicopter jumping involved?
badak or no badak,
hey i need a de-coder lah :=)
any volunteers?
I was taught in school and by my parents.. all those written by bro. a kadir jasin.
But in reality…easier said than done living under such a corrupted country that practises race and religion dirty politics.
When right infront of our eyes….daylight robberies of the countries wealth…and indirectly robbing all of us..by smart politicians…those good words by the LORD/LORDS are not practical to the poor and needy. It becomes a country ..survivors for the fittest…..next….if getting worst….back to true animal kingdom …might is right.
To practise what bro. jasin wrote…we must examine …are the millions of singers ready to receive the song.
You tell me.
Salam to Sheih.
Yes,I was there at PD with CGOPD. After I missed the junction going down to PD, I went straight to KB. Had nasi kerabu for lunch. Bought some serundingdaging and Siku Raja at Pasar Khatijah.
After maghrib had rotu bakar and half boiled egg at Whitehouse.
I decided to go back to PD that very night.My plan of going to Grik via Jeli didn’t materialise. I miss CGOPD a lot and need to see him( actually can’t shake off PAM from my mind and its PAM I wanted to see).
It was around 11 pm when i reached Jerteh and was feeling thirsty. Saw a warong by the roadside and had Nes-O-Tar Kurma(nescafe O tarek kurang manis) but since I was in Tregganu soil the kurang manis doesn’t make any difference.Still ‘maneh melecaih’. Since I had never driven at night from KB to KT I was a bit disorientated with my cerebral compass. I asked them how can I go to KT,to meet Clark Gable. One old pakcik they called PokLoh told me to take the Batu 13 road inland until I reach an area with a big kettle and a big boat at its yard.PokLoh said that place also had a big umbrella outside.
I think something fishy here(or keropoky if you like).That place seemed familiar.Luckily another middle age man, very chubby with thick neck by name PokJib chipped in:” Weh PokLoh! Jalang tu bawok mung ke tempak Ayoh Ping weh!Bukang gi tempak Clark Gable.”
PokLoh: Ehh…takkang mung lupe Jib. Mase mude-mude dulu Ping tu kang kite panggil Clerk Gebe?
PokJib: Hok tu clerk gedebe le PokLoh.Kang Ping dulu angang2 nok jadi clerk tapi tok layok.tapi dok gedebe sokmo je macang le die tu chip clerk(chief clerk).
A third guy with kaing ssahang as his only attire and a rokok daun at the corner of his mouth.His hair is gray and thin(recently cut I thought) with a moustache and round rimmed glassess
to boot with.The sat with one leg on the chair and one dangling(like an old apek) sipping hot tea.
He was PokYeh( I wonder whether he was a member of the Pop yeh-yeh movement in the 60s).
PokYeh said: Mung nak gi Pula Duyong nok jumpe Clark Gable.Molek mung ambek kona kiri di terepik lite depang nih.Mung gi kapong raje ,pah tu ambek jalang gi ke Merang.Mung lalu ikot jalang ppata(pantai) mung teruh je nanti sampa Batu Rakit. Di Batu Rakit mung tanye le oghang sane pulok”.He was smiling showing his yellow tobacco stained teeth(what ever there is left).
To this TokJib said: PokYeh! Aku tau mung suke tengok Pi Mai Pi mai sebab ade Mat Dereh yg same name dengang mung.Tapi mung jangang nok pelawok dengang encik ni.Kesiang ke die malang-malang sesat susoh kite Yeh!”
Turning to me PokJib gave another route: Encik jalang seterek(straight) mungkin dekat 100 kilo,nanti encik napok sengbod(signboard) sebeloh kiri buitau jalang ke Tasek Kenyir dang Kuale Berang.Cik masuk ikut situ pah tu cik teruh nanti jupok sempang tige kalu seterek di Tasek Kenyir encik boleh tidur atah perahu.Kalu encik ambek jalang kiri nanti bawok encik ke Kuala Berang.dari situ encik turung semula ke Teganu.”
I know these jokers are trying to fool me.Maybe I should tell them the purpose of me going to PD.
PokYeh was preparing a roll of rokok daun and PokLoh was eating another cucur badak.
Finally I said: Pokcik2 semua.Terima kasih saye ucapkan kerana cuba membantu saye.Saye hendak ke Pula Duyong kerana nak membantu sahabat saya Clark Gable mencari Badak kerana kenalan kami encik sheih ‘tendang orang itu’ tersangat-sangat hendak bertemu Badak kerana nak jumpa Al Ghazali. Bukan Ghazali Shafie tau pokcik2 semua.”
All three of them,PokLoh, PokYeh and PokJib stopped whatever they were doing upon hearing Badak and Al Ghazali.PokLoh almost choke on the cucur badak.PokYeh almost swallowed the rokok daun. PokJib sat down slow and unsteady.
I paid my sweet Nes-O-Tar Kurma and went to my car.I’m very sleepy but have to continue to PD.I hope Clark Gable is there. I hope he doesn’t go to any illegal disco in KT.I hope PAM is still awake and Dato Michelle is moonbathing by the river beach.
This bizniz of looking for Badak and AlGhazali is really tiring me out.
Susan, I’m still using the de-coder
, it’s stuck at a place where you can find “mud & dog”
Maybe ‘Fatty Princess Nasi Kandar’ can help since it’s at Perth. But first have to crony Bedol or his cronies! Susah abit there… we dont own any Jets!
Tks Dato AKJ for the reminder.
Yes anger ….not a good thing to be consumed with. Anger will destroy all of us… Both Badak and his distractor.
Yes, we are seeing how angry Musa willing to destroy 50 year old legacy of work and dismantling the stable political economy of this country. Just becasue in that 50 years there is 22 years of Mahathir.
Yes, we are seeing how Monsterball is ruining himself out of his anger as he constantly and extensively (all over blogosphere) direct his anger and blame at Mahathir for his uneducated opinion and twisted perception of racism. I think he is actually angry for something else. Anger for his own ignorance of event and history that unfold before him. Or anger for his own selfish reason that he dare not admit. (I sense his swiping of Mahathir and UMNO, and exposed words means more towards Malay than his claimed Bangsa Malaysia belief)
Yes, anger also cause me my reputation for taking swipe at an ole men that I shd be treating with respect but could not hold back when it comes to bigot remarks spoken out of ignorance and any remarks spoken w bad manners. For I too do lose my manners.
Yes, the biggest anger all of us have is towards the Prime Minister and his SIL.
To what extend and limit shd our anger towards him be expressed. To what extend shd politic ends and ethic and morality begins. Shdn’t it be all the time? So how do we deal with Dolah? How much and what is the limit we can expose him to make peopel aware that he has to go? Does the end justify the means here?
To this, I sincerely hope the wise Dato AKJ cud impart his advise. Do tell me where I have severely went wrong. U have my respect and ears, Dato.
What ever it is, we shd remind ourself think that being expressive and claimed truthful adn honest (in koman language – I say what I feel and I think is teh truth) does not means it have to be expressed with anger, bad manners and ill feeling? Its never too late to learn.
thankgod,
Sudah pergi sini?
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Hhhmmmm……..???
Mosman Park. Near St Hilda’s.
Need decoder to sift through phone directory, utility services, maid agency, yacht club membership, credit card services, real estate companies, car rentals, etc.
*OST from Jaws slicing through the air*
This is a fun thread indeed. .
You guys seem to have all the fun tracking the illusive badak in Pulau Duyong..maybe have better chance in Bodrum.. but then you guys don’t have jets nor luxury yachts lar..
How come so hard to trace this badak .. must catch him while he is sleeping lah. .or better still put a decoder/tagging device on him lar like those we put on the turtles..
Wah didn’t know Badak also drink one. Must try to catch that precious moment and put on YouTube. I promise to treat the person who catch that w a bloody good dinner in KL
Great. Now that we have many angry people, let’s focus this anger to develop / creat change : change for a better Malaysia ; change for a fairer Malaysia ; change for our place in the sun ; change where our children will grow, play ,work and live together in peaceful harmony and friendly competition among themselves, and relate rationally with the rest of thr word – for, is not the world becoming smaller and closer ( siapa kata glocalisation? ), and that the increasingly pervasive internet is setting many of us free?
Register as voters ; make sure your registration is live and valid – go and be part of that change!!
Channel the anger for positive change!!
Cheers.
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