We Love Pirates and Racist Bugger

14 03 2007

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15 03 2007
mob1900 (01:22:30) :

wah,
you made him so ‘dashing’, +2 popularity among 12 years girls.

15 03 2007
magnolia (02:01:44) :

…he looks quite dashing in the outfit. and i have nothing better to do right now other than to make this one ghastly observation…

15 03 2007
monsterball (06:32:50) :

Handsome bugger. Come lection day…..I think jeancumlately will put an “X” on evry hamdsome make …..regardless any party. She is a sucker for handsome blokes.

15 03 2007
monsterball (07:09:05) :

I am suspecting Sheih was having few secret meetings with Khairy and judging from the poster…good news for him. The cat is out of the bag!!
4th flooor bugger must have offered him a Mentri Besar post in Kelantan..if he stands for an UMNO cock sure win constituiency. This is “eh wait” ..the follow up……why he is going to Kelantan.
No idiot will put out such a nice poster of an enemy……….unless Sheih is an idiot……….hahahahaha
P108 is another hint!! In all Buddhist religious prayers….108 times means success that God may grant the wish. “P” stands for prayer..but he has no manners calling Khairy “OXFART PIRATE”….a term he used to say about Khairy …..and still do….out of bad habit. For that…..he either quickly change the words or apply his cunning “rumour rumour rumour ” tactic he learned from his master…Pak Lah……who now treat him as adopted son.
Again he hints ……put a “X’ near what logo? who invented the logo?
He still thinks we commentators are fooled. Think again Senoir OXFART partner. By the way “P108″ can also mean he will be prisoner number 108 if he fail to win a cock sure election..that is also the ‘eh wait’ hint. He is still trying to panching ikan monsterball making a false move with his poster. Not so easy anymore. Once bitten twice shy. Right jeancumlately? Don’t you get bitten by Brat Pitt…you sure cannot lepas him and angeline jolie will not mind……for that will give her a reason to search for third husband,
FINALLY. …..the last hint…who will be that stupid to put out a smiling skull……that is infact Commander’s face without flesh.
Got all the hints?? Wait the usual ‘rumour’ response from Sheih………hahahahaha

15 03 2007
tokasid (11:20:42) :

Salam to sheih and all.
Oxfart pirate starring KJ( not korek jubor) as Capitan Jack Parrot.
He is on board of BolehNaik Enterprise on his way to terrorise Bolehland Incorporated. Most probably Jack Parrot will sell all Bolehland Incorporated treasures to or hide it in an island Sinngahpoodah International.

Beware of Jack Parrot.He is meaner than Jack Sparrow.And he has more skeletons in the cabinet(ooppsss!Closet)

15 03 2007
tokasid (11:41:09) :

Minta laluan sheih….
Grandpa Monty, me think that P108 is the seat Jack Parrot will stand in next GE.But if he wants a sure win he should stand in Rembau.

15 03 2007
mob1900 (11:55:08) :

lolx, Monty and his huge conspiracy theories! takpa, if Sheih gone to KJ, we all also can grease our hand with his. kekekekek

15 03 2007
Anonymous (11:56:17) :

Oh man Sheih , you have done it again !

15 03 2007
kittykat46 (12:09:52) :

Hi Sheih,
Wah, not bad, almost like Errol Flynn.

You make him too good looking, lah. Some female voters may just vote for him on that basis alone.

15 03 2007
June (13:16:49) :

Monsterball,

Looks like you do satnd for justice! You r an avid reader of blogs like Sheih, Rantings, Jeff, Rocky, Susan Loone – but where is your blog? U have one? If not, you should really start one… (If i miss your blog, let me be in the loop, la)

Mmmm, afraid you’d get sued, meh? Don’t be afraid cos there is Bloggers Unite, mah!

15 03 2007
bamboo river (13:34:06) :

To June & Monsterball, tried” Monsterball.blogsport” and guess what? There is a monsterball blog! But the aplhabets are all like Russian words!

15 03 2007
monsterball (13:54:17) :

Wow!! So many to response.if not.no manners lah.
1.monty paria dig…Noted and will think about it.I am glad you do try write in English..good for you.
2.tokasid.Yea ka? Shieh…take note Rambau seat. Don’t let Khairy con you.
3.mob1900…Sheih do not simply go. He is a MOON CHILD!! But we all will follow him….don’twe? I think he is having a showdown with wife to employ a maid….for he just had a huge salary raise and can afford one easil now. But wife claim can afford ll the time. Wife …plenty smart…make him cook to stop mixing with swet young things. Wife said mix with monsterball okay….plus few bloggers.
But also going to stand election under UMNO and come back to KL.
June…I was born in July!! We destine to be very close..yes??. Not afraid to get sued to start my blog lah. Go find out ….how many commenters got so many titles like me at site. Very embarass to repeat.but give you one hint.Obi-Wan…etc etc etc. So this is my destiny and home as frontliner to Sheih.
Furthermore.I get to hatam a blog owner . Others will chase me out lah.
Yes…I trvel like Superman from one blog to another within seconds……hahahahaha
Bless you girl.

15 03 2007
monsterball (13:57:49) :

That’s my blog in Russia. How does this bamboo river know? No wonder China had so many floods in the past….using bamboos to travel around the rivers. this guy is an old ancient chinese reborn again in the 21st century…still do not know yet…..hahahahaha

15 03 2007
monsterball (14:19:28) :

hi guys/gals….Noticed I get F… up all of a sudden……hahahahaha
I used to have my hair cut by a Mr. Chan at Park Royal {Regent} hotel for more than fifteen years. Our Gerakan boss Lim Kheng Yiak also aways there. We used to get facial massages for one hour….but mostly woke up by his loud voice uttering F…. words in every sentence non stop for an hour or so………but he is a real joker.
Of late..I said PAS …no good and support Datuk M. Kayveas’s statement Gerakan will close shop within 5 years. I guess I have created alot of enemies in the political arena. Who cares!!!……hahahahaha
They now F….me in cantonese…few in bahasa.
Hi Sheih….prepare a trophy for one commenter get most F… up in Malaysia. I sure win lah.

15 03 2007
monsterball (14:49:31) :

1.tokasid….noted. hi Sheih..go to Rambau !!
2.mob1900…As usual….you are deliciously funny and friendliely sacastic to uncle. Keep it up……..hahahahah
3.June my dear…I was born in July. We are destined to be closed. Cannot start my blog la……got so many titles here. Give you a hint….Obi-wan….etc etc etc. Also Sheih made me Frontliner of his blog…..hoping I get killed fast……but I live so long. Now he call me ‘dearest’……hhhmmmm……must watch out for my backside.
Bless you all!!

15 03 2007
jeancumlately (15:46:39) :

Yeap monty, I nearly told myself to vote for kj due to sheih’s fault. Handsome ain’t he? Maya karin thought so too and Nori, well… there is a sucker born every minute but I am not one of them. Thank you.
I made up my mind to vote for the monkey on ku nan’s shoulder. He/she looks more reliable to me.

Sheih, nice poster but damn, why you have to make him look that good…

15 03 2007
monsterball (16:13:12) :

hahahh…At Susan Loone site…..we had a 108 curses to TENGKU ADNAN!!
108 is very special to Buddhist praying to make the wish come true. I think few other religious people aslso have 108 beads hung around their necks for daily prayers. Some have few. ..worn on their hand wrists…but maybe 8 rounds make 108.
Those commentators are trully lovable jokers like us…thus Malaysians are getting more and more stronger..than narrow minded racialistic buggers.

15 03 2007
monsterball (16:15:17) :

jeancumlately……you are SLOWLY getting enlightened…..hahahahaha

15 03 2007
monsterball (16:20:13) :

“monsterball gets on my nerves” writer…..Khairy love me…you idiot!!
Why so many monty this or that against me all of a sudden?? Gerakan people ah? Come one …come all…come play with my monsterball…hahahahaha

15 03 2007
hasilox (16:43:21) :

sheih,
ya, he looks a bit too civilized lar.

Maybe, can add other languages. Many unregistered people are monolingual ;)

15 03 2007
monsterball (16:53:21) :

hi hasilox…He looks handsome and sexy lah. jeancumlately sudah gila dia….but applying good mind control.
hi you MONOLINGUALS…..go get registerd and vote next election.

15 03 2007
de_kerinchi (17:10:40) :

how to register bro…hahhahah

15 03 2007
monsterball (17:16:42) :

de kerinchi…..Where is the election commision office? Get the address and go over there for their advises. Make time for such an important part of you life. You will never regret it. THANKS.

15 03 2007
monsterball (17:20:05) :

OR visit Micheal Choong office OR Lee Lum Thye office OR…anyone of the elected parliamentarian you may know will guide you. If they refuse…..report to the party leader.

15 03 2007
LadyBird (17:49:25) :

Ahakz…tabik spring sama lu…:))

D poster itself say it ol…wwooohooo!!

15 03 2007
shar101 (18:12:42) :

If KJ is going for P108, he’s gonna get burned by KT and company.

And Sheih, awat hang buat poster si-Tanggang ni terlampau glamour sangat. Kalau dah lanun tu, lanun juga pakaian-nya.

Not Jack Sparrow, not Jack Parrot but Jerk Pipit dah!

15 03 2007
penganggurpaksa (18:48:58) :

Redemption Song
OA: BOB MARLEY

This pirate, yes, he robbed us
Sold us to the bankrupt ships,
Minutes after he’ll took us
to the bottomless pit.

But our hands were made strong
By the hand of the almighty.
We blog for this generation
Triumphantly.

Wont you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
is all I ever have:

Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.
Have no fear for hadhari energy,
cause none of them can stop the time.

How long shall they kill our prophet,
While we stand aside and look? ooh!
Some say its just a part of it
Weve got to fulfill the book.

Wont you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
is all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our mind.
Wo! have no fear for hadhari energy,
cause none of them-a can-a stop-a the time.

How long shall they kill our prophets,
While we stand aside and look?
Yes, some say its just a part of it:
Weve got to fulfil de book.

Wont you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
is all I ever had:
Redemption songs -
All I ever had:
Redemption songs:
These songs of freedom,
Songs of freedom.

Bloggers Unite!

15 03 2007
A Voice (19:30:00) :

Shah Alam P108 … interesting?

One of the biggest Malay middle class costituency. Have much affiliation with UMNO but seemed to be jealously insecure of outsiders representing them. During YB Dato Zain vs Ezam it was a close call. Pak Aziz time was plain sailing.

Are these middle class Malay with awareness of the going ons in Government, Politics, and Corporate/Business open to the idea of Khairy?

Question is: Who will take him on in view of rumours of political development on the ground?

15 03 2007
de_kerinchi (19:49:54) :

Great advice from monsterball

but dont forget to vote me…hahaha

Tq

15 03 2007
monsterball (20:18:45) :

When Sheih accepts….IF EVER HE ACCEPTS
p108…..UMNO knows any opponent will loose their deposit contesting against him.
The mystery is …will he accepts to be an active politician? His ‘er wait’ still make us all waiting for his final decision.
Maybe masak for supper….or consulting his close bloggers friends……but never me…his most trusted frontliner. He said I cannot keep a secret. What sceret?? We have no scertes amongst family …correct??
PS: Just hear Sheih’s wife is expecting a child!!!Anyone can confirm this rumour??

16 03 2007
groosome (00:48:34) :

He will only dare to contest in malay areas la. Get him to come to Seputeh la or Kepong/Jinjang. Haha. We’ll eat his parrot too.

16 03 2007
monsterball (07:29:36) :

groosome……sure he contest in malays area lah. In Seputeh….he got Soh Chai Loong…most inflencial gangster chief to contest there …and Kepong….Sar Pai Kow….the kunfu martial art expert. Both have thousands younsters members and will go to all houses… to threthened this or that….if you don’t put “x” on their names. Always succeed in their missions.

16 03 2007
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16 03 2007
baiti (09:42:10) :

Aye, aye; that was my initial response too – that he’s damn dashing in that pirate get-up!
but like jeancumlately, I too would cast my vote for that mischevious chimp on Ku Nan’s shoulder – she’s sure got surprises up her sleeves!

16 03 2007
bamboo river (10:52:16) :

Monsterball , watch ‘Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon” You can see me in the Bamboo Forest fighting scene!

16 03 2007
pinoy big brother (14:13:57) :

Your images are hilarious! I wish to learn that too. Great pirate photo! keep it up

16 03 2007
monsterball (15:18:51) :

wah…now bamboo river thinks he is Chow Yin Fatt…..or maybe the crooked woman master? Tha woman master was my favourite oldies movie star..Chen Pi Pi {I think??}Are you a female…..bamboo river?

16 03 2007
monsterball (15:23:31) :

wah bamboo river…….You hinting …you look like Zhang Zi Yi??
Don’t make an old man water lau lau lah.

16 03 2007
bamboo river (15:57:46) :

Monsterball, you are like playing TIKAM lah. Anyway, male or female is not important. As long as we people are on the same track for the good of our country, thats where we should blog for.

16 03 2007
vluhart (16:32:19) :

needs improvement how to pose in camera…very common ..!!! heheh :)

16 03 2007
monsterball (16:35:03) :

You started it and from your reply….like TDM said….90% sure ?????…hahahaha

16 03 2007
Hesmel Faznee (16:58:33) :

I really hope this bugger won’t be chosen as a Parliementary candidate in Shah Alam. For God sake, I am staying in Shah Alam and I am willing to elect a mule rather than be forced to elect this “mule”..

16 03 2007
syahid ali (18:12:28) :

makes want me to do a mutiny on ship :D

18 03 2007
A Voice (19:22:33) :

I’ve posted on my blog in A Apolitical Blues and MT picked it for Around the Blog that the last day for voter registration is March 31st.

THATS NOT MUCH TIME

Lets all blogger talk about it!

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