Sheih on Sheih: selling my soul to Satan!
26 12 2006Satan “The deal is RM 20 000.00!”
Sheih “Twenty thou? No way”.
Satan “Okay, name your price!”
Sheih “One M!”
Satan “One uhhhh…. Gila ke?”
Sheih “Wait, I haven’t finish yet…”
Satan “Uhhh…”
Sheih “One M plus One Million for my brother Paul for his Yayasan”
Satan “That’s already 2 M”
Sheih “No, I said One M plus One million for my brother Paul, and that’s not all…”
Satan “Okay, Okay, carry on!”
Sheih “Najib has to move aside”
Satan “Najib? TPM? Why?”
Sheih “I have my reason,”
Satan “But why, TDM wants him”
Sheih “Read between the line la bro, TDM admitted that he has the habit of choosing the wrong person!”
Satan “Okay, I let my boss know about it, 2 Million and Najib…”
Sheih “Did I say 2 Million…? I said One M and One Million Ringgit for my brother Paul and Najib has to move aside!”
Satan “Okay what ever…”
Sheih “Wait, I haven’t finish yet, why don’t you use the note book that’s with you, at least this meeting will end sooner as I do not need to repeat this all the time, jot this down. One M plus One Million Ringgit for my brother Paul and Najib has to move aside…”
Satan “Got that, shoot…”
Sheih “No more ISA!”
Satan “We managed to get rid of him ma….”
Sheih “I’m talking bout Internal Security Act not Isa Samad la”
Satan “Ooops so sorry, continue please”
Sheih “I will move to my new blog, as discuss last week but I will used the same title”
Satan “Done deal”
Sheih “No more hitting below the belt as we discussed, I respected that”
Satan “Kewl and no more posters right!”
Sheih “Agreed”
Satan “Is that all?”
Sheih “We finish when I said so, Rais stays in the cabinet”
Satan “That’s the prerogative of the Man, don’t you think so”
Sheih “Since when do I care about the Man”
Satan “But his the Man!”
Sheih “Nope, his the Lucifer, and ask him to stop Lucifer-ing with the bitch!”
Satan “Ooops cannot do that”
Sheih “Ok than, ask him to stop Lucifer-ing with the angel”
Satan “Sure, what about the half cut six series convertible”
Sheih “Keep it, I can’t afford the gas”
Satan “You can ask for Petronas to sponsor, The Man can endorsed your letter…”
Sheih “No… everybody will know that I cut a deal with you guys, keep it. Not for me”
Satan “Is that all, cause I’m kinda sleepy”
Sheih “Wait, Razaleigh should remain as the MP of Gua Musang come next election”
Satan “But you know we are ready to get rid of him so he will not qualified to be the next PM”
Sheih “Nope, Razaleigh remains”
Satan “Shall I say you are pushing your luck too far, one moment please, (on mobile) Hello, Satan here! What, Datuk Ron? He did the follow up on Aki’s blog… Okay Bai, I’ll be on my way”
Sheih “Wats up dude?”
Satan “The deal is off…”
Sheih “Hey dude come back!”
The End.
Is it true?
Hmmm!!!!!
If tweaking posters are out, I’m sure you won’t be stumped for ideas. U go Sheih!
Remember, u can’t fight the good fight incarcerated!
sheehs.. nearly nailed the deal, but i think you ask for too much, keep it short or loose a good deal is it? good or bad deal is in your hand. may god bless you Pa’sheih.
Malaysia BOLEH(apa-apa pun)!!!!!
interesting screen-play script but you leave in in suspense/suspender?
as to the rumour that your/YOU–among Time’s Pick for Person of the Year — had sou’d out! 
demand a sequel ASAP or there will be much speculation (already started at jeffooi’s and rockybru’s; and I have drwan my ER’ atteention to the fiireside too!
My word is Victim of ‘Copulation’, final step of 3-step politicisation by UMNO iblis, preceded by Cooperatiion, Cooption. Have YOU been copulated?
With a little bit more imaginations expanded, you can actually make this into a play….. sponsored by UMNO.
Instead of “Kramer Vs Kramer” or ‘ One Flew Over The Cocoo Nest”…yours should be “The Empire Strikes Back in Malaysia”
Sheih, our company’s car is ready. Why need half past six convertible?
So when will you clock in?
Kali
If Shieh was to deliver a sermon talking like this…hinting and hinting…yet to never never land…the stall sellling Panadol will have brisk business.
Since he is not qulified to deliver a sermon…maybe should go to Bukit Tinngi and shout out what he wrote for ghost riders. They will surely understand.
Keep it up Shieh.
You are in the making of a Malaysian Steven Speilberg.
Seriously…I prefer you to be Oliver Stone who produced few fantastic movies to exposed the devils in USA.