“… Then Saddam began reciting the “Shahada,” a Muslim prayer that says there is no god but God (Allah) and Muhammad is his messenger, according to an unabridged copy of the same tape, apparently shot with a camera phone and posted on a Web site. Saddam made it to midway through his second recitation of the verse. His last word was Muhammad.
The floor dropped out of the gallows. (read more here)
“He did not ask for anything. He was carrying a Quran and said: ‘I want this Quran to be given to this person,’ a man he called Bander,” he (Saddam) said.
Saddam Hussein, a father and a son of someone, so those who died during his time in power.
I shall wait for the official statement by the Chairman of OIC.
I shall wait for the official statement by the PM of Malaysia.
As I live and breath, I still managed to kiss my kids every morning and put them to bed every night. As I too a son and a father to someone.
Bander, who ever you are, I believe you too a son and a father to someone. Keep the Quran well and read it for them.
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Saddam Hussein, the shotgun-waving dictator who ruled Iraq with a remorseless brutality for a quarter-century and was driven from power by a U.S.-led war that left his country in shambles, was taken to the gallows and executed Saturday.
It was a grim end for the 69-year-old leader who had vexed three U.S. presidents. Despite his ouster, Washington, its allies and the new Iraqi leaders remain mired in a fight to quell a stubborn insurgency by Saddam loyalists and a vicious sectarian conflict.
President Bush called Saddam’s execution “the kind of justice he denied the victims of his brutal regime.”
State-run Iraqiya television news reported that Saddam’s half-brother Barzan Ibrahim and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, the former chief justice of the Revolutionary Court, also were hanged. However, three officials said only Saddam was executed.
“We wanted him to be executed on a special day,” National Security adviser Mouwafak al-Rubaie told state-run Iraqiyah. (Read more here)
Tiga Line.
Is it true there is a Malay covert society goes around by this name? Is it false, one of its members is a has-been-rock-star from a band that really flies?
Is it true that this group recognised its member through a surreptitious handshake?
Is it false that they are titanic in Northern Region and here in Klang-Valley, they based themselves in Keramat?
Is it inaccurate that Abdullah Ahmad the PM was the chap behind this society, which has a registered front under an almost obscene name under ROS?
Is it fictional that Abdullah Ahmad has officiated few of this almost obscene name society since he became the PM?
Well possibly somebody would like to share his or her sights on this. I rather like to stress at this juncture that I have nix verification of such existence. However, a buddy blogger in recent times posted a webshot of this almost obscene name society’s web on his blog.
A celebrity told me this, once upon a time, a Malay mobster by the name of Lan Cina had butchered a fellow Malaysian in Chow Kit. The police managed to get hold of Lan Cina and detained him. Nevertheless, Lan Cina has sturdy ties with Ayahanda, the under-boss of Tiga Line. Ayahanda called Abdullah Ahmad who at that time yet to be the PM.
Lan Cina was released and case closed. Lan Cina is a member of this Tiga Line.
The same person relates to me that Tiga Line was formed after 13 May 1969 in
Penang (or Kedah). Abdullah Ahmad strongly supported the foundation of this group. The mission is to defend the Malays, against whom I shall not know. I however believed the Malays, like other Malaysian, need protective shields against the current Government.
This maybe one of many absurd way of tarnishing the image of the towering Malay who has the hallucination of changing the Vision 2020 to Mission 2020. Who is known as Bapa K-Ekonomi. Possibly the K stands for Keparat, based on the manner our economy is heading? I shall not know. Go ask JJ.
Nevertheless, is the PM at the frontier of the existent of Tiga Line? Alternatively, perhaps the question should be, is Tiga Line exist?
I expect the PM is not incensed at me for asking this as much as I do not see he is fuming at the Turkish newspaper which he claimed spread lies about ‘his’ yacht. How I wish our PM were Mahathir. We would have united in whacking the Turks and by now, they shall already be on their knees begging for mercy. How I wish.
In addition, how I fancy I know more about Tiga Line.
If I do not post anything within the next 36hrs. Please search for my body-parts. I was not due to be slaughtered with the cows yet.
Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha. Happy New Year.
BAGHDAD, Iraq – The official witnesses to Saddam Hussein’s impending execution gathered Friday in Baghdad’s fortified Green Zone in final preparation for his hanging, as state television broadcast footage of his regime’s atrocities.
With U.S. forces on high alert for a surge in violence, the Iraqi government readied all the necessary documents, including a “red card” — an execution order introduced during Saddam’s dictatorship. As the hour of his death approached, Saddam received two of his half brothers in his cell on Thursday and was said to have given them his personal belongings and a copy of his will.
Najeeb al-Nueimi, a member of Saddam’s legal team in Doha, Qatar, said he too requested a final meeting with the deposed Iraqi leader. “His daughter in Amman was crying, she said ‘Take me with you,’” al-Nueimi said late Friday. But he said their request was rejected.
An adviser to Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said Saddam would be executed before 6 a.m. Saturday, or 10 p.m. Friday EST. Also to be hanged at that time were Saddam’s half-brother Barzan Ibrahim and Awad Hamed al-Bandar, the former chief justice of the Revolutionary Court, the adviser said.
The time was agreed upon during a meeting Friday between U.S. and Iraqi officials, said the adviser, who declined to be named because he is not authorized to speak to the media.
“Saddam will be handed over shortly before the execution,” the official said. The physical transfer of Saddam from U.S. to Iraqi authorities was believed to be one of the last steps before he was to be hanged. Saddam has been in U.S. custody since he was captured in December 2003.
Al-Nueimi said U.S. authorities were maintaining physical custody of Saddam to prevent him from being humiliated before his execution. He said the Americans also want to prevent the mutilation of his corpse, as has happened to other deposed Iraqi leaders.
“The Americans want him to be hanged respectfully,” al-Nueimi said. If Saddam is humiliated publicly or his corpse ill-treated “that could cause an uprising and the Americans would be blamed,” he said.
Munir Haddad, a judge on the appeals court that upheld Saddam’s death sentence, said he was ready to attend the hanging and that all the paperwork was in order, including the red card.
“All the measures have been done,” Haddad said. “There is no reason for delays.” (Read more here)
Before I proceed in answering the entire questions posted around the republic of bloggers, let me thank Gerbang Ruhani for saving me. Not to forget Rocky’s Bru for pursuing the matter on December 19, 2006, 32 days after my last posting on my previous blog, Kickdefella.Blogspot.
Now, let me proceed by answering each question,
Anon. on Rocky’s Bru “I wonder where he is. Kamunting? Guantanamo?
Weird! really weird!!!!”
Sheih “No”
Outsider on Rocky’ Bru “Thanks for informing me about Kickadella. I have become his fan”
Sheih “Thanks, Please stay on”
Anon. on Rocky’s Bru “Ya lah, i was wondering what had happened to him. Enjoyed and now missed his writings”
Sheih “My apology Sir. Glad to know, please keep on reading”
Anon. on Rocky’s Bru “Someoone, quick! Check the C4 supply!!! Quick!!!”
Sheih “LOL”
Anon. on Rocky’s Bru “I have been wondering too where he has disappeared to”
Sheih “I’m around”.
Emy Gen-M on Rocky’s Bru “yup trying to call him for so many times but no answer,he never failed to answer my call before, im quite worried about this matter”
Sheih “Again, thousands apologies. You show me the light where even TNB failed. However, I strongly believed your phone is bugged. Take care Bro. You have gone through a lot but you proved that you’re the real Pewaris Perjuangan Yang Belum Selesai. Please do take care!”
Anon. on Rocky’s Bru “Why don’t we all try at kickdefella@yahoo.com”
Sheih “Well, honestly nobody did. However, Rocky did reply to my email and asked something. I did not reply back”
Anon. on Rocky’s Bru “Kickdefella is so original and bloody creative. We need more Malays and Malaysians like him. Do Malaysians who vocalized their views now need to live in fear? Have we become a police state????”
Sheih “Yes and No. There is always the risk, but again, no pain no gain right? Have we become a police state? I rather think this way, the police institution has become so weak that we come not to trust her anymore. It give rooms for someone to unofficially doing the policing job”
Anon. on Rocky’s Bru “well khairy just made his stand recently. The Government might review the freedom of press and bloggers”
Sheih “He’s The Man”
Thenameis on Rocky’s Bru “i pray that no matter where he is, he is safe and unharmed. May the force be with u Kickdafella. i pray for your return”
Sheih “Thanks sir! Very kind of you. I always felt safe even at the hardest moment, I know god is around to look after me. When I cried, when I break down, I know… I just know…”
Zaharin Mohd Yassin “Marilah kita bersama mendoakan kepada Allah semoga Sdra kita ini dalam selamat sejahtera. Disimpangkan segala musibah atas dirinya. Amin”
Sheih “Terima kasih Tuan. Alhamdulillah syukur, kagumi pengalaman tuan dan pandangan tuan. Terima kasih”
Anon. on Rocky’s Bru “Has he been taken over the border and sold in Sungai Golok? Many malaysians had disappeared this way before”
Sheih “I did not recall”
Anon. on Rocky’s Bru “Errr… Can anonymous 2.45 pm be verified as THE real Sheih of Kickdefella? You know, there is no way we know he’s da real one… He could’ve been murdered somewhere, and a decoy wrote that reply… just to make things look OK… anything (and I mean ANYTHING) is possible nowadays… I don’t trust the govt. anymore…”
Sheih “Yes sir. I posted the 2.45 pm message”
Kittykat46 “I pointed out in another blog that it’s virtually impossible now for “them” to track down and do anything about Every blogger. But given the recent threats uttered by some ministers and deputy ministers, I won’t be surprised if they chose to go after a few particularly irritating bloggers, just to make an example to the rest. Its not difficult to make an anonymous blogger “disappear””
Sheih “Agreed!”
Anon. on Gerbang Ruhanie “Tak bau macam dia je? Atau mungkin datuk boleh tolong ‘terjemahkan’ apa yang Datuk faham dari yang tersirat di sebalik ayat yang tersusun indah tapi meragukan tu. Gunalah apa-apa kod pun tak kisah”
Sheih “No komen bro”
Hasrul Haliq on Gerbang Ruhani “Mungkin kita patut beritahu ‘orang-orang tertentu’ setiap kali kita nak kemana-mana!”
Sheih “Benar. Sediakan payung sebelum hujan”
Hussin Lempoyang “Kickdefellas sudah kembali blogging di alamat baru http://kickdefella.wordpress.com/. Agak menakutkan sedutan tulisannya”
Sheih “Masya Allah! Meniaga unta lagi senang dari blogging! Guru saya pernah berkata, dialog yang baik ialah dialog yang penuh subteks”
The next sets of questions are posted on my previous blog.
A Voice “Has someone got to you?”
Sheih “Sir, shoot me another question will you”
Kittikat46 “Good to see you are OK. I think we need to respect your decision to change the direction of your blogging. Just hope it wasn’t due to any midnight visit from SB, or other forms of “friendly” persuasion
Sheih “I personally believed my previous blog is due for re-branding. The previous one was actually to state my personal problem in regard of the state of my marriage, then I got excited. To your second question, I did not recall any midnight visit from the SB. The police got nothing to do with this. Thanks Sir”
Dr. Butiq “Hi Sheikh, Saya harap Tuan tidak menukar perjuangan tuan dengan projek berbilion ringgit yang ditawarkan oleh KJ dan Pak Lah. kalau demi keselamatan tuan dan keluarga tuan saya boleh terima,harap harap bukan perjuangan hangat hangat taik itek”
Sheih “Dr, tidakkah kalau saya ada berbillion ringgit, saya dapat tumbangkan kerajaan sekarang? Saya tidak akan gadaikan maruah bangsa saya dengan wang berbillion ringgit, tapi saya sedia gadaikan maruah diri saya bagi mendapatkan wang berbillion ringgit untuk bangsa saya. Saya tidak pernah terfikir apa yang saya buat ini sebagai satu perjuangan. Ini satu cara hidup dan taik itek adalah nama sejenis makanan kegemaran saya di Kelantan.
Mis_Tey “You are a big disappointment!!!”
Sheih “Felt sorry for you Girl. Me too very disappointed with you. But to think back, for what”
A Voice “Why do you have to have macai-net on yr blogroll”
Sheih “I see no harm in having it. We believe in freedom and we are fighting for freedom. Why should we block other people’s opinion. There’s always two side of the coin. But again, as I replied in my blog, I respected you sir”
Hussin Lempoyang “I wanna be loyal also to you”
Sheih “Lets be loyal to God and Malaysia, thanks sir”
Hasrul Haliq “Is it true?”
Sheih “It’s a dream. Life is a dream. Life is a bad dream”
Anon. “Remember, u can’t fight the good fight incarcerated”
Sheih “Never felt better. Life will lead the way. Thank you sir!”
KalabuMaLami “sheehs.. nearly nailed the deal, but i think you ask for too much, keep it short or loose a good deal is it? good or bad deal is in your hand. may god bless you Pa’sheih”
Sheih “You are right Sir, I got greedy there. There’s always another chance, I believe, if you love something, set them free”
YLChong “interesting screen-play script but you leave in in suspense/suspender?
demand a sequel ASAP or there will be much speculation (already started at jeffooi’s and rockybru’s; and I have drwan my ER’ atteention to the fiireside too!:) as to the rumour that your/YOU–among Time’s Pick for Person of the Year — had sou’d out!:(My word is Victim of ‘Copulation’, final step of 3-step politicisation by UMNO iblis, preceded by Cooperatiion, Cooption. Have YOU been copulated?
Sheih “I’m always the comeback kid!, Thanks!”
Under Mahathir’s grip, he managed to classify and detach one of the supreme revelations of all time. I dare not agreed with the manner but for once I stood my ground and go against my father. We had an open argument. Out of frustration, he said, “I rather die! I rather die!”
I, by no means wrote anything concerning Khairy Jamaluddin. Most of the time, I scooped an article from somewhere. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me for the first time to carve about him. Rest assured, I am not hitting him below the belt. I am playing by the rule sets by the Prime Minister based on the Hurriyet’s case.
Stare at the poster above. Imagine this,
(i) Mr. Washington’s face is removed and replaced by Khairy Jamaluddin.
(ii) The word “Everything is under control” remained.
(iii) Khairy Jamaluddin, Nori Abdullah and Abdullah Ahmad (that is his real name) replace the three names below the face.
Go and find the movie. Watch it over the weekend. Imagine that you are Denzel Washington. Tell me that I am wrong.
My beloved reader, this is not a mere battle, this is the war, and this is what our father has been fighting.
Please, I am begging you, remember those people who once give everything they have to finance Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra’s journey to England.
My name is Sheih and I am telling you, everything is out of control!
After the news broke on Datuk Ron’s Gerbang Ruhani, Satan called me for a farewell drink. After much anticipated parting negotiations over bottles of tiger, JD (ooops not Julie Dahlan) and JB (ooops not Johore Bahru) and all those satanic official drinks with the GROs, we each choose a song to sing.
Satan started first. Leaving me speechless with his choice of song as a goodbye gift for me. He sang,
Life is a moment in space
When the dream is gone
It’s a lonelier place
I kiss the morning goodbye
But down inside you know we never know why
The road is narrow and long
When eyes meet eyes
And the feeling is strong
I turn away from the wall
I stumble and fall
But I give you it all
Yuks, although he really sounded like Barbara, I hurriedly excused myself to the gents before he jump over me on the next line.
True enough he jumped on the empty space I left behind while singing with fullest of emotion,
I am a woman in love
And I’d do anything
To get you into my world
And hold you within
It’s a right I defend
Over and over again
What do I do ?
After two stick of Marlboro while hearing him yelling frantically from a distance, I craft my way back just in time to sing my number. I took the mic and utter few words for my host, this lovely song, is dedicated to The Man and Lucifer. Not to forget, the exquisite Satan. Hope you enjoy it.
Then I started and managed to hit the right note for the first time.
I sang,
Hey!
It’s wonderful to see you once again
to see your smile and hear you call my name
there is so much to say.
Hey!
It isn’t accidental that we met
decir a los amigos que sin ti
ya no puedo vivir.
Hey!
If one of us won’t try to dry the tears
tomorrow is the world of yesteryears
let us live for today.
Hey!
Although we played a game of love and lost
I wouldn’t change a single dream because
if you loose you must pay.
Ya ves
tú nunca me has querido ya lo ves
but I will close my eyes and you’ll be there
no matter where I go, you’re ev’rywhere Er, Er…
Ya ves
de que te vale ahora presumir
ahora que no estoy ya junto a ti
que les dirás de mi.
Hey!
recuerdo que ganabas siempre tú
que hacías de ese triunfo una virtud
yo era sombra y tú luz.
Hey!
We’ve known a world of loneliness and pain
we’ll never make the same mistakes again
yo era un río en tu mar.
It’s true
I’ve have so many others loves to share
but I will close my eyes and you’ll be there
no matter where I go, you’re everywhere Er, Er…
If you
come back to me and see how much I care
I only want to live if you are there
to be with you I’d travel anywhere Er, Er
It’s true…
I had to say I saw stream in his eyes. Personally I know its not crocodile tears. He squeezed me and that really took me by surprise.
Satan requested to sing another song, this time James Blunt’s You’re Beautiful. Nevertheless, before he managed to grab the mic, I hold him by the neck and said these three words,
Burn In Hell!
We do not believe in subtext anymore, do we?
My late father fixed the rule of engagement for us and it is very much clear. Rule number one, judge a man by his shoes. It tells you where he came and where he heading.
Rule number two, when he talks, do not just listen but watch warily his choice of words.
Rule number three, forever rely on the elements of surprise. Hit him fast where it hurts most, before he can digest your choice of methodology.
Rule number four, the last but not least; never kick a man when he is down.
This brings me to a wonderful film, Dead Poet Society and again I am telling you, for Goodness sake, do not stop believing in subtext. The pen is mightier than the sword. However, a pen minus the ink is as good as the penis minus the erection; keep it for your own sake. Every single word that you inked will bring a thousand meaning to every reader. Watch it!
A friend of mine, a weapon dealer cum composer, once shared a wonderful joke with me. Tonight I shall share it with you.
Midway to Colombo from Delhi, the passengers of the mighty Air India’s 747 trembling in fear after experiencing a disastrous turbulence, only to feel better when they hear the voice of the Captain.
“Good morning ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Ramesh, your captain speaking. You might be wondering, why our aircraft is shaking badly, Well, if you look towards the left wing of the aircraft, you can see the smoke, look closely, and you can see our left engine is on fire, but, do not worry do not panic, everything is under control, my name is Captain Ramesh, and I am your captain”
The charismatic captain managed to calm every one and each passengers even when they still grieving on the lost of the left engine.
However, moments later, the aircraft starts to swirl followed by an explosive sound.
And again, Captain Ramesh is ever willing to share the problem with his passengers.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Ramesh, your captain speaking. A moment ago we all heard an explosion, well, if your look to the right wing of the aircraft, you can see smoke, look closely, and you can see that our right engine is on fire. Sadly ladies and gentlemen, I have to let you know that we have lost both our engines, however, do not worry do not panic, everything is under control. I am your captain, Captain Ramesh.
This again, helps to calm everybody down.
Nevertheless, the plane starts to loose its altitude and this causes panic on board.
Again, we hear Captain Ramesh, ever willing with his announcement, and this is what he has to say, ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Ramesh, your captain speaking, if you look down from the mirror, you can see the ocean, that’s the Indian Ocean, it shows that we are losing altitude fast. It you look closely you can see a yacht on the surface of the ocean. Look closely, you see a man waving his hand. That is me, Captain Ramesh, your captain. Do not worry do not panic, for everything is under control. To those who can swim, Colombo is 200 nm to the south, and for those who cannot swim thank you for flying Air India.
Get hold off Dead Poet Society, watch it during the holiday, I bet, you will start to believe in subtext.
Have you ever heard somebody chatting about you? Have you ever notice two humanoids holding full-face helmets taking the same KLIA Express heading to the airport? Well have you ever thought that two plus two is never four?
I religiously prayed with Samuel Beckett ages ago. Conversely, I repent. Yet still, I keep waiting for Godot.
Nevertheless, that particular morning, it strikes me as though I am watching the play. Two humanoids talking about someone I in reality know. In addition, that someone is me.
As I remembered,
Vladimir “So, this guy? Sheih is his name right?”
Estragon “Roger”
Vladimir “You think we going to meet him today?”
Estragon “The flight to LA right?”
Vladimir “Negative… Taipei”
Estragon “But it’s the same flight to LA right?”
Vladimir “Roger”
Estragon “Are you with me?”
Vladimir “Mmm, you mean?”
Estragon “Yes…”
Vladimir “Let the American deals with him?”
Estragon “He he he…”
Vladimir “But he has four kids, and the youngest is just learning to walk… They might not see him again”.
Estragon “Sad Lisa Lisa. You know what they told me about his significant other”
Vladimir “What about it?
Estragon “She’s your taste…”
Vladimir “Really”
Estragon “Affirmative, not nice to talk about other people’s wife but… if only you know what I know”
Vladimir “Really. Tell me what you know”
Estragon “You know this place in Hartamas called Soul’d Out?”
Vladimir “Roger”
Estragon “When was the last time you get lucky”
Vladimir “Never. Not even with Godot”
Estragon “Mmm, and this Sheih fella, they kick him to Taipei for a week, right”
Would you like to ask me whether I wet my pants at that moment? Hey, I felt like doing the De Niro and turn to them “Are you talking to me?”, “Are you talking to me!”, “Are you talking to me!!!”.
Again, this is the world of absurdism. Breathing in a circular plot. What goes around comes around. Sammy has been there. Waiting for Godot. Now, it is my turn.
Vladimir “So are we going to meet Sheih today?”
Estragon “They said his flight is today”
Vladimir “But that was what they said yesterday and the day before”
Estragon “You think we are going to meet him today?”
Vladimir “Do you think we going to meet him”
Estragon “I don’t know”
Vladimir “But we can meet his significant other tonight”
Estragon “So are we going?”
Vladimir “I say yes”
Estragon “Agreed”
Vladimir “So shall we get going”
Estragon “Let’s go”
Yet, they do not move.
Have you ever thought two plus two never four? What if I tell you that it is never four? Are you going to question my sanity? Are you going to listen to my argument? Alternatively, I would fairly ask, how prepared are you for the truth. Can you handle the truth.
On the other hand, perhaps, should I be doing the Van Gogh’s?
Fellini once said, Making film does not mean trying to make reality fit in preconceived ideas, it means being ready for anything that may happen.
TAIPEI, Taiwan – A powerful quake struck off southwestern Taiwan on Tuesday, triggering a potentially destructive tsunami that was headed toward the Philippines on the second anniversary of the deadly waves that killed thousands in south Asia.
The quake, with a magnitude of between 6.7 and 7.2, was felt throughout Taiwan, Japan’s Meteorological Bureau said. It swayed buildings and knocked objects off the shelves in the capital, Taipei. (read more here)
Satan “The deal is RM 20 000.00!”
Sheih “Twenty thou? No way”.
Satan “Okay, name your price!”
Sheih “One M!”
Satan “One uhhhh…. Gila ke?”
Sheih “Wait, I haven’t finish yet…”
Satan “Uhhh…”
Sheih “One M plus One Million for my brother Paul for his Yayasan”
Satan “That’s already 2 M”
Sheih “No, I said One M plus One million for my brother Paul, and that’s not all…”
Satan “Okay, Okay, carry on!”
Sheih “Najib has to move aside”
Satan “Najib? TPM? Why?”
Sheih “I have my reason,”
Satan “But why, TDM wants him”
Sheih “Read between the line la bro, TDM admitted that he has the habit of choosing the wrong person!”
Satan “Okay, I let my boss know about it, 2 Million and Najib…”
Sheih “Did I say 2 Million…? I said One M and One Million Ringgit for my brother Paul and Najib has to move aside!”
Satan “Okay what ever…”
Sheih “Wait, I haven’t finish yet, why don’t you use the note book that’s with you, at least this meeting will end sooner as I do not need to repeat this all the time, jot this down. One M plus One Million Ringgit for my brother Paul and Najib has to move aside…”
Satan “Got that, shoot…”
Sheih “No more ISA!”
Satan “We managed to get rid of him ma….”
Sheih “I’m talking bout Internal Security Act not Isa Samad la”
Satan “Ooops so sorry, continue please”
Sheih “I will move to my new blog, as discuss last week but I will used the same title”
Satan “Done deal”
Sheih “No more hitting below the belt as we discussed, I respected that”
Satan “Kewl and no more posters right!”
Sheih “Agreed”
Satan “Is that all?”
Sheih “We finish when I said so, Rais stays in the cabinet”
Satan “That’s the prerogative of the Man, don’t you think so”
Sheih “Since when do I care about the Man”
Satan “But his the Man!”
Sheih “Nope, his the Lucifer, and ask him to stop Lucifer-ing with the bitch!”
Satan “Ooops cannot do that”
Sheih “Ok than, ask him to stop Lucifer-ing with the angel”
Satan “Sure, what about the half cut six series convertible”
Sheih “Keep it, I can’t afford the gas”
Satan “You can ask for Petronas to sponsor, The Man can endorsed your letter…”
Sheih “No… everybody will know that I cut a deal with you guys, keep it. Not for me”
Satan “Is that all, cause I’m kinda sleepy”
Sheih “Wait, Razaleigh should remain as the MP of Gua Musang come next election”
Satan “But you know we are ready to get rid of him so he will not qualified to be the next PM”
Sheih “Nope, Razaleigh remains”
Satan “Shall I say you are pushing your luck too far, one moment please, (on mobile) Hello, Satan here! What, Datuk Ron? He did the follow up on Aki’s blog… Okay Bai, I’ll be on my way”
Sheih “Wats up dude?”
Satan “The deal is off…”
Sheih “Hey dude come back!”
The End.
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